Saturday, July 13, 2013

Confetti


This is what I thought I was waiting for. After months of intermittent rain and wind, the sun has arrived, but instead of being able to push on with the floor boarding, the tower has become a furnace limiting work to early morning. When at the end of May Jean-Pierre told me the heat would hit us in July, I assured him that working in high temperatures held no fear for me. But now, sitting in the shade next to the caravan which has become unusable due to its cauldron like properties, I must decide on what to do for when Cathy comes over at the beginning of the school holidays with the kids. Looking around my corner of a foreign field that I thought would be by now beginning to look something like the idyll I had planned, the shimmering heat has begun to blur the lines of reality. The mixer and wheelbarrow seem to melt against the stone and the rest of my tools disappear amongst the wild flowers, their inanimation mocked by the fluttering butterflies. Surveying this scene of arcadian inactivity, I look up the field of silent, golden wheat to the spire of the distant church. It reminds me of a church I once worked on in England. The stones a different colour and the carvings are earlier of course, but essentially it's quite similar. One day, years ago, with my Dad and Danny, our labourer, we were standing opposite the church with Bill, the old school foreman, in the new village hall which had just been completed when the church bells started ringing. We walked to the window where we had a panoramic first floor view of the side of the church with the path leading in our direction towards the gates with headstones crowded either side. Staring at this scene of nuptial bliss as they started down the path amidst a flurry of confetti, Danny's comments that the groom's best days were behind him became overladen with a distant chugging noise. Bill immediately recognised this as the dumper truck that Eric had driven for years on sites and that he had been told to use later to clear up the mess around the new vestry. To Bill's increasing horror, he appeared into view and was making for the church gates. Looking with wide eyes he turned to me and asked what he was doing, to which I could only shrug and suggest he was ahead of his schedule. Nimbly for a man of his advanced age, he turned and made for the door shouting fruitlessly for Eric as he went.
As Eric spun the dumper effortlessly up the couple of steps and between the ancient gate piers each side, we knew Bill's dash would be futile. Once on the path, Eric must have known quickly his error, but for whatever reason, call it panic or just blind stupidity, he just carried on. I remember an illustration at primary school that showed Moses parting the red sea and that's pretty much the effect Eric had on the congregation. The first to notice was the happy couple, their heads leaning either side of the photographer who was backing down the path snapping away. Then a scene from Benny Hill ensued as against a backdrop of bells mixed with the chugging of the invading truck, the bride and groom, followed by their guests spilled either side amongst the headstones, the photographer’s face a picture as he spun round and to his credit I heard later, taking a shot of Eric's panic stricken face as he went by. Surveying the scene from our grandstand view, we could only just see Eric as he dismounted the dumper at the church and made a run for it through streaming eyes.

The church above the wheat now disappears in the tears of recollection, and I begin to wonder if I should have bought that hammock I saw in the supermarket the other day. 




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